DUKE FUCKIN NUKEM... demo :D

So yeah, I'm not gonna say too much, just that it's A-W-E-S-O-M-E. It's so awesome my balls turned to steel. It's so awesome, the fucking birds outside came to watch me play it. It's so awesome my mother started swearing around. It's just that awesome. SUPER EPIC AWESOME LEGENDARY. I'm not gonna spoil it for ya, go and play it, even if you have to download a pirated copy do it. I don't want to spoil.


Extra:
Now about my obsession with ultra cool game characters. As we all know they are two main ultra epic game characters, Duke Nukem and Gordon Freeman. Many retarded fans compare those guys in retarded conversations. Now from the eyes of a person who likes them both equally. Both are too epic to be compared. Both destroy every enemy they have by all means necessary. Both save the earth from aliens and other stuff. The main difference between them is that. They are in two separate ways the exact same person and the exact opposite of the other. As I said they're both cool, both save shit, but while Duke is boastfull, hitting himself in the chest, swearing and kicking everybody in the balls and he is one hard motherfucker, Gordon on the other side is silent, smart, though and just kicks ass without talking. Gordon is one of those "heroes" that talk only when needed(in his case he never needs to talk, he's just that awesome), but that doesn't make Duke bad, he's too awesome, he rides the thunder. Both of those guys are Legendary, nuff said. Posting two posters that should describe them both. The Duke poster I couldn't find better quality.

I fuck everything up with a crowbar
and without any facial expression.

I'll kick some alien ass, while getting
all the girls and I've got balls of steel.